omg, when K-pop freaks pop up on KTZ’s facebook page. #EW #thatshitcray

omg, when K-pop freaks pop up on KTZ’s facebook page.

#EW #thatshitcray

Mademoiselle Yulia. My recent inspiration. 

Mademoiselle Yulia. My recent inspiration. 

Girls are so loud during sex. As a gay man trying to sleep, it pisses me off.

Girls are so loud during sex. As a gay man trying to sleep, it pisses me off.

"The song is basically, I’m talking to this girl and I’m like, ‘you know, if I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go.’” Bieber continues, “the verses I’m kinda like talking, rapping, and then on the hook I’m like singing, and it’s a really, really an awesome song so…"

— Musical profundity from Justin Bieber.

NO, Rick Santorum, titling your video something edgy like “Say What” does NOT fool us into thinking you’re a cool dude who understands us.

Get back in line with your caucus marketing BS. 

Gurl, plz.

Fools in class wanting to appear super knowledgeable, expensive and high fashion: “Burberry purses cost, like, 1000 dollars. It’s one of the world’s most recognized brands, that plaid design. And I actually know something better than Burberry! Better quality. Herms.”

PLAID? HERMS?!? you mean checks and air-mes? ugh go back to the mall and stick with wearing logos all over yourself, you pretentious, superficial product of society.

Orly?

Today, a coworker and I were gossiping about the hilarious break-up between two other coworkers. A customer then came out of her fitting room, walked up to me and said, “I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but I have the PERFECT guy for you. My friend is always like, ‘find me somebody cute find me somebody cute’ and I TOTALLY need to introduce you guys to each other.”

#shitgirlssaytogayguys 

I feel lost in a bad place… Where am I? Who am I?

I feel lost in a bad place…
Where am I? Who am I?